Josh Campbell: Alex is an egocentric megalomaniac with delusions of grandeur.

Josh Campbell: What do you propose we do, mein F├╝hrer?

Alex Forbes: Will you give it a fucking rest, please?

Alex Forbes: [cheeky] Do you have any children? Well, you're not bad looking. I think you're running out of time, you know?

Sally: [dryly] No, you're the one running out of time

Alex Forbes: I read once that a third of women study psychology to work out their own personal problems, what do you think?