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13 August 2007 | BentCrewStreak
| Does for Hollywood what General Sherman did for Atlanta.
Like a tradesman crafting an exquisite piece of art, Cum Fart Cocktails is deftly directed by experienced master of cinema Jake Malone. At the helm of previous blockbusters such as "Cum Stained Casting Couch" (vols 1-6), "Gang Bang My Face" (vols 1 and 2) and "Dirt Pipe Milkshakes", which strangely enough, had no sequel, Malone has been highly touted as this generation's Martin Scorsese. Lee Bank falls perfectly in line as Malone's Robert DeNiro, appearing in many of his most profitable films, including "Own My Ass 2" and "Throat Gaggers 10" which most critics, including Roger Ebert, felt advanced throat sex filming techniques by leaps and bounds.

But enough of my fawning adoration for Malone's work. Cum Fart Cocktails was not only "successful" enough to warrant *four* sequels, but is the perfect "companion piece" to a movie I've previously reviewed, "1001 Ways to Eat My Jizz". Some young, enterprising director should now make a movie called "Anal Chocolate Cake" and you could have an entire meal.

I have heard some unsubstantiated Internet rumors that both Hallmark and the Lifetime Channel passed on the opportunity to produce "Cum Fart Cocktails". How foolish they must feel now!!!

See it with someone you love.

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