Land of the Blind (2006)

Ron Cook: Doc

Quotes 

• Doc : Joe, have you ever heard the story of the five blind men who came upon an elephant? One felt the legs and said "Ah! Elephants are very much like a tree." The next felt the trunk and said "An elephant is much like a snake." The third man felt the tusks and said "An elephant is very much like a spear." You know where I'm trying to get at?

• Doc : Co-operation and graduation, that's our motto around here.

• Doc : So are you going to do yourself a favour and sign the loyalty oath?

  Joe : No.

  Doc : I 'm a man of science Joe, and all this revolutionary mumbo-jumbo; I was hired to employ the scientific method. My job right now is to uncover the root of this conspiracy based on the evidence.

  Joe : You have evidence?

  Doc : No, that's how I know there's a conspiracy.

  Joe : What?

  Doc : If there wasn't a conspiracy there would be evidence, that's how effective the conspiracy is.

• Doc : [pacing high above]  A stale piece of bread is better than nothing.

  Re-education Camp Prisoners : [repeating in unison]  A stale piece of bread is better than nothing.

  Doc : And nothing is better than a big juicey steak.

  Re-education Camp Prisoners : And nothing is better than a big juicey steak.

  Doc : Therefore a stale piece of bread is better than a big juicy steak.

  Re-education Camp Prisoners : Therefore a stale piece of bread is better than a big juicy steak.