Cryptosporidium / G-Man 1 / Urban Crazy / Urban Male (voice) (as Grant Albrecht)
Orthopox / Suburban Crazy (voice)
President Huffman / Farmer Turnipseed (voice)
Silhouette (voice) (as Nikka Futterman)
Bert Whither / Mayor / Power Suit Soldier / Worker 2 (voice)
Suburban Female / Female Vocalizations (voice)
Rural Crazy (voice)
Psi G-Man / Soldier 2 / Barge Driver (voice) (as Steven Blum)
General Armquist / Cop 2 (voice)
Cop / Navy Admiral / Male Vocalizations (voice)
Narrator / Rural Male (voice)
Suburban Male 1 / Worker 1 / Army General (voice)
Scientist 1 / G-Man 2 (voice)
Urban Female (voice)
Martha Turnipseed (voice)
Police Radio (voice)
Soldier 1 / Suburban Male 2 / Scientist 2 (voice)
Air Force General / Fair Worker (voice)
Rural Female (voice)
Shark Leader (voice)
Chicken / Cow (voice) (as Dee Baker)
Solider 2 / Corporal Patterson / Cop 3 / Cow / Chicken / Announer / Police Radio / Male Man / Jimmy (voice)