Ted
Irate Man at ATM
Kathy
Lisa
Jason
Woman in Cubicle
R.J.
Sal
Mr. Tuttle (voice)
Najah (as Bahar)
Benny
Michael Berger
Joey Swizzles
Duffy (as Tony Rosselli)
Bank Teller
Mr. Hockner
Janette
Mrs. Carina
Conchetta
Roy
Dorothy
Mr. Otay
Trashy Bride
Short Groom
Cello Player
Woman on TV (as Lauren Lynn Taylor)
Brock Barlow
Heather Wong
Bartender
Personnel Director
Protestor
Shoe Salesman
Doctor
Immigration Officer
Mrs. Otay
Prosecutor
Judge Joseph
Cleon of Compton
Photographer
Talk Show Host
Network Announcer
Sean Connery (voice)