Jay Leno credited as playing...
Fast Tony
- Fast Tony: [stopping female ox] You, ma'am! You look like a big "fat" hairy beast. How you'd like to lost a ton or two?
- Female Ox: Uh! Would I ever!
- Male Ox: Don't listen to him, Vera. You're already thin as a twig.
- [the two leave]
- Fast Tony: And I also have the perfect cure for your eyesight, my blind friend.
- Manfred: We gotta listen to him, he was right about the flood!
- Fast Tony: I am?
- [confident]
- Fast Tony: I mean, yes, I am!
- Elk Dad: [to Manfred] Wait a minute, "you're" the one who said there wasn't going to "be" a flood. Why should we listen to you?
- Manfred: Because we saw what's up there. The dam's gonna break, the entire valley's gonna flood!
- Fast Tony: It's all part of my accu-weather forecast. The five-day outlook is calling for intense flooding followed by... the end of the world! And a slight chance of patchy sunshine later in the week.