Far Far Away Idol (2004 Video)

Randy Crenshaw: Prince Charming, Three Blind Mice

Quotes 

• Prince Charming : I'm too sexy for my shirt / Too sexy my shirt / So sexy it hurts...

  [Ugly Stepsister flirts with him from backstage] 

  Prince Charming : And I'm a model / You know what I mean / And I shake my little tush on the cat...

  [Shrek and Fiona open trapdoor under him, he falls in with the microphone landing on the the trapdoor a moment after it closes with the Ugly Stepsister looking shocked] 

  Simon Cowell : That's the artist formerly known as Prince... Charming.