Running with Scissors (2006)

Jack Kaeding: Six-Year-Old Augusten Burroughs

Quotes 

• Norman Burroughs : I don't understand.

  Six-Year-Old Augusten Burroughs : I polish my allowance. I boil it clean, then polish it with silver polish.

  Norman Burroughs : But why, Augusten? Why?

  Six-Year-Old Augusten Burroughs : Because I like shiny things.

  Norman Burroughs : I really don't see myself in you at all.

  Six-Year-Old Augusten Burroughs : I'm more like my mom. I want to be special and I want to be famous.