Carmine "The Beans" Pasquale (George Cheeseman)
Gina Pasquale (Linda Cheeseman)
Vincent Pasquale (Patrick Cheeseman)
Michael Jaymes
Kate Jaymes
Julie Jaymes
Louise Means (as Jan Broberg Felt)
Agent Tuttle
Angello Marcello
Jackie
Little Nicky
Rocco
President Perry
Agent Banks
Ryan (the neighbor)
Ryan's wife
Wood Shop Customer
Mexican Customer (as Joluba)
Priest
Angry Church Member
Chelsea Means
Jaymes, Bryan
Robbie
Neighbor Ryan's Son #1
Neighbor Ryan's Son #2
Scrapbook Store Owner
Paintball Scenes
Laura Viahani
Jimmy
Moustache Petey
Pizza Waiter
Deli clerk
Family leaving for church
Young Jaymes Boy
Convenience Store Owner
FBI Agent (as Keith Nelson)
Going To Church Family
Family leaving for Church
Sunday School Teacher (as Joseph Puente)
Wiseguy
Blue Paintball Team Driver
Restaurant Waiter (as David Skousen)
Scrapbooking customer (as Lisa Spurier)
Gas Station Clerk
Deli Man #2
Bro. Moore
Sunday School Member (uncredited)
Ward Member (uncredited)
Agent Snider (uncredited)
Tony Polizzi (uncredited)
Quickie Mart Customer (uncredited)