Hoodwinked! (2005)

Benjy Gaither: Japeth the Goat

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Quotes 

• [Red crests a hill and finds herself at the edge of a meadow, and starts to hear music] 

  Red Puckett : Hello?

  [sees that the music is coming from Japeth, singing on the porch of his shack; Red approaches him] 

  Red Puckett : Hello.

  [Japeth continues yodeling and strumming on his banjo] 

  Red Puckett : I'm looking for Granny Puckett's house?

  Japeth the Goat : [singing]  Graaaaaaaanneeee Puckeeeet...

  Red Puckett : Could you stop singing for one moment?

  Japeth the Goat : [singing]  No I can't, wish I could, but a mountain witch done put a spell on me, 37 years agoooooooo, and now I gotta sing every thing I saaaaaaaaayyyyyy...

  Red Puckett : Everything?

  Japeth the Goat : [speaking]  That's right.

  Red Puckett : You just talked! Just now!

  Japeth the Goat : Oh, did I?

  [singing] 

  Japeth the Goat : Did I? Dididididodadidididoooo...

  [Red turns and gives us a pissed off look] 

• Japeth the Goat : [In cart, after 'be prepared' song. Notes Avalanche]  An Avalance is coming, and I am not prepared. In fact, if I have to say it, I must say that I'm scared. If I were talking, you'd hear just how I screamed. But, since I'm only singing, I'll yodel 'till we're creamed!

• [Red uses the phone in Japeth's shack] 

  Red Puckett : Granny?

  Granny : Huh, who's that?

  Red Puckett : It's Red. I'm on my way over to see...

  Granny : Oh, my dear, I-I'm not prepared. I've got to... put down fresh doilies! Ugh!

  [slips on something] 

  Red Puckett : Granny! Granny! What's wrong?

  Granny : Gotta go, munchkin. Bonsai!

  [the call is disconnected] 

  Red Puckett : Oh, no!

  [hangs up the phone and turns around to Japeth] 

  Red Puckett : Mr. Goat, my Granny's in trouble! I've got to find a way around the mountain, fast!

  Japeth the Goat : [singing]  Well you came to the right goat!

  [pops out his rocking horns] 

  Red Puckett : Oh, good. More singing.

  [Japeth begins singing "Be Prepared"]