Alex: I love Jesse. She's kinda like my girlfriend.

Nat: She is not like your girlfriend.

Alex: In a way, Nat... in a way.

Nat: In what way?

David: In a way she doesn't know about.

Alex: We need to get the band together this instant!

Nat: Are you up for it, man?

Alex: Yes. I'm fortified by milk.

Nat: God save the Queen!

Alex: Alienate means see boobies?

Nat: Alex, that's inappropriate.

Alex: Inappropriate means see boobies?

Alex: I wear a doo-rag. You wear your hair. That's how it is. That's how it is.

Arsenio Hall: Yo, man. That's like a fresh burqa for the ghetto or something. With Yu-Gi-Oh! drawers and everything.

Nat: It's kinda hard for Alex to be the youngest.

Nat: Cause sometimes, we'll say the A word, or the B word, or the C word, or the D word...

David: Or the E word.

Thomas: What's the E word?

David: I don't know, what's the C word?

Nat: Crapola.

David: Crapola's a bad word? My mom says that all the time!

Nat: Well, tell her not to. It's bad.

Nat: Jesus, what a jerk.

Alex: Don't ever say Jesus! He was the best president we've ever had!

Alex: I know a lot about science too. Like I know how people make poopies.