Blades of Glory (2007)

Nick Swardson: Hector

Quotes 

• Hector : I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday... It's coming up...

• Hector : It's embarrassing stalking a has-been.

• Hector : I sent you a cup of my blood! Did you get my blood?

• Hector : [to Jimmy after he's told him of a loophole in the rules of competitive figure skating that will allow him to skate again]  Oh, I'm still going to kill you someday!

  [nods and walks away] 

• Hector : Look, I almost gave up on you. I started working with that Ukrainian skater, you know, the one who looks like Elvis? And I moved to the Ukraine, and it was cold and everyone had guns and smelled like soup.

• Hector : I wanna wear the gold medal... naked.

• Hector : He likes food and dreams and whispers... his favorite movie is Short Circuit... and Fried Green Tomatoes.