Elvis
Janie Love
Bruce Mann
Theater Cellphone Lady
Jerome Templeton
Lighter Boy
Stella
Ms. Helen Burnett
Morris Farbstein II
Lila Lee Templeton
Esconcia Picard
Casey
Mrs. Sparks (as Lauren Shepard)
Timmy Jones (as J.D. Evermore)
Pat Harper
Peggy Sharpe
Betty Pierce
Wedding Cellphone Lady
Rose Wendtwood
Phillip Lockerby
Jenn (as Jennifer Webre)
Patricia Willingham
Belly Dancer
Nancy Presley
Marriage Officiant
Dale Everett
Freeda McCommon
Flyree Johnson
Brother Oral Buchanan
Alyson Bissette
Police Chief Bob Mackey
Carlito Gonzalez
Reuben Gonzalez
Adora Mann
Fred O'Malley
Little Napoleon / Ring Bearer
Cesar Nutley Willingham IV
Ms. Tessmacher
Ronzo Bloomberg
Ruby Jane Montgomery
Mike Statesman
Jerry the Cameraman
Jimmy the Bartender
Gay Night Drunk Princess
Billy Kidman
Kymeleon Cockerham
Howard Grubbs
Valerie "Val" Simpson
Jenny
Bob McJunkins (uncredited)