[Of Humpty Dumpty]
Puss in Boots: I always knew you were good inside.
[a man begins to strip to show Puss a tattoo of the golden eggs]
Puss in Boots: NO! Please, you have... shown enough.
Puss in Boots: You have made the cat angry. You do not want to make the cat angry!
Puss in Boots: My name would become legend...
Puss in Boots: Fear me, if you dare!
[Puss and Kitty kiss]
Ohhh Cat: Ooooooohhhhhh!
Kitty Softpaws: That's a lot of heel for a guy, don't you think?
Puss in Boots: Kitty? You are not as good as they say. You are better!
Puss in Boots: How *dare* you do the Litter Box at me?
[Puss in Boots removes his hat, cloak and sword]
Puss in Boots: All that I need, are the boots!
[Puss jumps over a steeple, the tip scraping his tail]
Puss in Boots: [shaken] Holy frijoles...
Puss in Boots: My thirst for adventure will never be quenched!
Humpty Dumpty: First rule of Bean Club, don't talk about Bean Club. The second rule of Bean Club... don't talk about Bean Club.
Kitty Softpaws: [to Puss] You hit me in the head with a guitar!
Kitty Softpaws: [to Puss, wearing his hat] I'll steal you blind, and you'll never even know I was there!
[an annoyed Puss grabs his hat back]
[Taking Puss' bag of money]
Kitty Softpaws: [sing-song voice] Someone forgot his money!
Puss in Boots: Don't make the cat angry...