Sarah Kozer: Cindy

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Cindy : I can't wait to pick up my crown. I really deserve it, you know.

  Samantha : Shut up, Cindy. You do not deserve it.

  Cindy : Um, that sounds like a little bit of sour grapes. I noticed that you didn't even place runner-up. Could it be you're jealous?

• Cindy : Samantha, I am so sick of your jealousy. You know, I've always had more boyfriends and the guys you liked have always wanted me. You've always been second stage to me and I think you just can't handle it. I think you should just get used to it because it's not going to change.

• Cindy : You know, Samantha, that's your problem. You've always been such a jealous bitch.

  Samantha : Excuse me?

  Cindy : Jealous... bitch.

  Samantha : Oh, that's it! Oh, my God, that is it!

  Cindy : What are you going to do?

  Samantha : Yes! You're going to pay now! That's my crown!

• Cindy : This is tight! Let me go!

  Samantha : No.

  Cindy : What is wrong with you?

  Samantha : Nothing is wrong. This makes me so happy! I'm going to leave you here until all your friends - until they realize I am princess.

• Cindy : God, you know for such a nasty bitch you have kind of nice feet, but I guess that makes up for your lack of looks in other departments.

• Cindy : By the way, do you know what they call this? It's called a hogtie. I thought this would be rather befitting for you.

• Cindy : You know, it wasn't nice of you to leave me all alone for everyone to see, and everyone laughed at me. You know how I feel about being laughing at. Now that I've got you all hogtied and gagged, I'm going to invite some friends and maybe even our professors to see you like this!