Surf School (2006)

Ryan Carnes: Tyler

Quotes 

• Tyler : [to Jordan]  Didn't they teach you in Mary-land not to play with your stick in public?

• Tyler : Don't you have a stick to play with?

  Jordan : Go hug your board, Tyler. I'm sure if you drilled a small enough hole in it, you two could be very happy.

• Tyler : Well, the Laguna Barneys managed not to drown. That's impressive. So make sure you guys come to the Dead Fish tonight to celebrate. Berthita's giving lap dances. Better than a chimp.