Alex Rider: What is this place? Hogwarts?
Jack Starbright: I met the most amazing guy down at the fish market today.
[Alex, who's heard this MANY times before, sighs and rolls his eyes]
Jack Starbright: You know what the problem with this country is, though? Every good-looking guy is either gay or married. Except for *you*, but you're too young.
Alex Rider: I get gadgets?
[Sayle's security guard faces off with Alex. Alex bows. The guard returns the bow - and Alex kicks him in the crotch]
Alex Rider: Schoolboy trick.
Alex Rider: If this is what you do to the winner, I'd hate to see how you treat the runner up.
Jack Starbright: Is it just me or are those bankers weird?
Jack Starbright: What the heck are you doing? That's Ian's stuff!