Sister Encarnación: Where are your robes, Ignacio?
Nacho: They were... stinky. These are my recreational clothes.
Sister Encarnación: They look expensive.
Nacho: Thank you. I mean... they might have the appearance of riches, but beneath the clothes, we find a man... and beneath the man we find... his... nucleus.
Sister Encarnación: Nucleus?
Nacho: When the fantasy has ended/and all the children are gone/Something good inside me/helps me to carry on/I ate some bugs/I ate some grass/I used my hand to wipe my tears/To kiss your mouth/I break my vows/no no no no no no way Jose/Unless you want to/Then we break our vows together.
Nacho: Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.
Señor Ramon: What is this?
Nacho: Leftovers. Enjoy.
Señor Ramon: There is no flavor. There are no spices. Where are the chips?
Nacho: Somebody stole them.
Señor Ramon: Did you not tell them that they were the Lord's chips?
Nacho: I was trying to!
Señor Ramon: You are useless Ignacio!
Elderly Monk: Silence brothers! This is the worst lunch I ever had.
Señor Ramon: Your only job is to cook. Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters?
Nacho: Ok... Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!
Nacho: I am a-singing at the party / I am singing it's my turn to sing at this party / Everyone is dancing, happy party / But Ramses is not dancing he does not dance at the parties / Ramses' number one he knows the secret of desire / Ramses is the one, he puts the people all on fire.
Nacho: [signing letter to Sister Encarnacion] Hug hug, kiss kiss, hug hug, big kiss, little hug, kiss kiss, little kiss.
Nacho: They think I do not know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do!
Nacho: Ok. Orphans! Listen to Ignacio. I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice piledrive to the face... or a punch to the face... but you cannot do it. Because, it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbour.
Chancho: So you've never wrestled?
Nacho: Me? No. Come on. Don't be crazy. I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, and the clothes, and the fancy creams and lotions. But my life is good! Really good! I get to wake up every morning, at 5AM, and make some soup! It's the best. I love it. I get to lay in a bed, all by myself, all of my life! That's fantastic! Go. Go away! Read some books!
Nacho: I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night... for some toast.
Nacho: Precious Father, why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior?
Nacho: [singing] I ate some bugs, I ate some grass, I used my hand, to wipe my tears.
Nacho: So anyways, let's get down to the nitty gritty... Who is this Encarnación?
Nacho: Beneath the clothes, we find a man... and beneath the man, we find his... nucleus.
Nacho: I'm not listening to you. You're crazy.
Sister Encarnación: You went to watch a wrestling match?
Nacho: [after a pause] Kind of.
Sister Encarnación: You are a man of the clothe. Lucha Libre, it's a sin.
Nacho: But, why?
Sister Encarnación: Because those men fight for vanity, for money, for false pride.
Nacho: Yes it's terrible, terrible. But is it always a sin to fight?
Sister Encarnación: No. If you fight for something noble, or for someone who needs your help, only then will God bless you in battle.
Nacho: Have you ever have you ever had feelings for a nun?
Nacho: See that guy over there? That is Senior Ramon, he owns all the big arenas. We need to show him that we mean business. That we are ready for the 'big leagues'.
Nacho: And over there in the tree, is a chipmunk nest. And that right there, is our corn, best in the city, it's delcious. And that is a crazy lady. So now you pretty much know what I do. Pretty dang exciting, huh?
Juan Pablo: Hey, it's Ramses. He's the best.
Chancho: No he's not.
Juan Pablo: Can I have his autograph? Please?
Nacho: Okay, I'll see what I can do.
Nacho: Uh, Ramses. I was wondering if the children could have a signiture or a picture or something?
Nacho: Listen, the children are orphans, they really love you. You are the best.
Emperor: In order for you to become empowered by the eagle, you must climb that cliff, find the egg, crack open one of them, and then eat the yolk.
Nacho: So, what you're saying to me is if I can eat this yolk, my moves will become the best in the whole world.
Nacho: [holds hand up] High Five.
Nacho: I have given up wrestling.
Esqueleto: Nacho, you are great fighter. You've got something none of these guys have.
[Esqueleto points to his own heart]
Esqueleto: And the childrens need a real hero.
Nacho: I thought you hated all the orphans in the whole world.
Esqueleto: Not anymore. I like them. And they need you Nacho.
[Nacho nods and Esquelto takes out Nacho's fighting mask]
Nacho: [nods confidently] OK.
Chancho: Nacho! Where are you going?
Nacho: There is no place for me in this world. I don't belong out there, and I don't belong in here. So I'm going out into the Wilderness. Probably, to die.
Chancho: Well, you might need this
[Gives Nacho the sword]
Chancho: My mother gave it to me before she died. It was her lucky machete. You can have it.
Nacho: I hope to see you again little Chancho. Maybe in the next life.
Esqueleto: I don't believe in God, I believe in science.
Esqueleto: [to Ramses] I think me and my friend are ready to go pro!
Nacho: My life is good. Real good.
Nacho: Hey. Leggo my blouse.
Chancho: I think your food is good.
Nacho: Your hands! They are greasy!
Nacho: Where is he?
Nacho: Hey, let go my blouse.