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(2005–2014)

Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson

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Quotes 

  • Barney : It's gonna be legen... wait for it... dary!

  • Barney : Suit up!

  • Barney : Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro-I'm Broda!

  • Barney : It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!

  • Barney : Haaaaave you met Ted?

  • Barney : Ted, tonight we're gonna go out. We're gonna meet some ladies, it's gonna be *legendary*. Phone-five!

    [slaps cell-phone] 

    Barney : You didn't phone-five, did you?

    [pause] 

    Barney : I know when you don't phone-five Ted.

  • Lily : [Lily sees Barney hitting on Claudia]  Oh, hell. No!

    [grabs Barney by the ear and yanks him away from Claudia] 

    Lily : Claudia is getting married tomorrow and so help me God if I catch you even so much as breathing the same air as her I will take those peanuts you're trying to pass off as testicles and I will squeeze them so hard until your eyes pop out and then I'll feed them to you like grapes.

    Barney : [confused]  Wait... my eyes? Or my testicles?

    Lily : [pause, thinks about it]  One of each!

  • Ted : I'm gonna do what that guy couldn't, I'm gonna take the plunge... Well, I guess that's not a perfect metaphor since... for me it's falling in love and for him it's... death.

    Barney : Actually, that is a perfect metaphor.

  • Ted : So, who are we picking up?

    Barney : I dunno... her? Or maybe her...

    Ted : Wait, so when you said we were going to pick someone up at the airport, you meant we were going to *pick someone up* at the airport?

    Barney : Yeah...

    Ted : You're kidding!

    Barney : False!

  • [repeated line] 

    Barney : Challenge accepted!

  • Barney : It's going to be legendary!

    Ted : Don't say that! You're too liberal with the word "legendary".

    [flashback to Barney standing at Ted's door in snow gear with a shovel] 

    Barney : We're building an igloo in Central Park! It's going to be legendary! Snow-suit up!

  • Barney : Ted, your problem is all you do is think, think, think. I'm teaching you how to do, do, do.

    Marshall : Doo-doo!

    [laughs] 

    Barney : [chuckles]  Totally.

  • Barney : Moist.

    [repeated during Barney's play to get back at Lily] 

  • Ted : Hey Barney, see that girl?

    Barney : Ohhh yeah, you just know she likes it dirty!

  • Ted : Can we maybe scoop stuffing for a while?

    Barney : You wanna scoop stuffing on your first day?

    [sarcastically makes phone with his hands and holds it to his ear] 

    Barney : Hello, NFL, can I be quarterback next Sunday?

  • [repeated line throughout season 9] 

    Barney : Ring bear

    Robin Scherbatsky : Ring bear-er

  • Barney : What's that? Self five? Nice! We out!

  • Barney : True Story!

  • Barney : What's that left hand? Right hand suck? Word!

  • Barney : i request the highest of five!

  • Barney : Elbert "Ickey" Woods, the Bengals were fools to cut you in '91. Your 1,525 rushing yards and 27 touchdowns will not be forgotten. So, Coach Dave Shula, screw you and your crappy steakhouse!

  • Barney : Was that chick at the end really a client?

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