How I Met Your Mother (TV Series 2005–2014) Poster

(2005–2014)

Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen

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Quotes 

  • Marshall : I'm not a gay pirate, I have sex with my parrot all the time!

    [there is an awkward silence] 

    Marshall : OK, that came out wrong.

  • Barney : Ted, your problem is all you do is think, think, think. I'm teaching you how to do, do, do.

    Marshall : Doo-doo!

    [laughs] 

    Barney : [chuckles]  Totally.

  • Marshall : I think we're going to wait on the baby thing. I mean I love babies. Babies rule. Pudgy arms and stuff. But, uh, they make you old. Kinda like this anchor weighing you down to one spot... forever.

    Claire : I'm three months pregnant.

    Marshall : [surprised]  Not awkward, guys. Not awkward if we don't let it be awkward.

    [nervously smiles, then walks away] 

  • [repeated line] 

    Marshall : Lawyered!

  • Lily : You're playing hockey. With a basketball... and tennis rackets?

    Marshall : It's BaskIceball, the greatest game ever. We invented it. it's Awesome!

    Lily : Wait, BaskIceball? shouldn't it be Iceketball?

    Marvin Eriksen Sr. : Ice... Ket... ball? that just sounds weird.

    Marcus Eriksen : The game is BaskIceball. And I'm the best.

    Lily : Well, maybe that's just cause you haven't seen *me* play.

    [Lily throws the basketball to Marcus who throws it back to Marshall] 

    Marshall : Well, it's not exactly a sport for girls.

    Lily : Well, that's funny cause your brother throws like a girl!

    [Lily throws the ball back to Marcus] 

    Lily : [Marcus throws the ball hard and hits Lily in the face] 

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