Billy: He's not just singing. He's deliberately not stopping.
Billy: No mothers.
Billy: You're gonna see stuff today, Woody and it's just normal stuff that big kids do. And big kids never tell their parents. Do you understand?
Principal "Boiler Head" Burdock: You boys up to something? Ya look a little mischievous.
Twitch: You guys, you just can't steal everything.
Dad: The only way to win is by playing fair.
Woody: Yeah. He got sick from chicken pox, too much Halloween, and putting toothpaste on a lightbulb. And he got sick at the zoo from watching a pig lick itself.
Joe: She hit me in the head. With her head.
Woody: Billy, I have to poop.
Billy: Get away, Erika. You big giant.
[all the other guys make noises in the background, while Erika storms away, clearly upset]
Joe: [after getting advice from Woody on what makes Billy sick] Thanks, you little midget.
Twitch: No more cooking in my house! The door is locked! And... and... and I quit your team, Joe!
[holds up an egg beater angrily]
Dad: Want some cake? It's very, um, stale...