Miranda Cotton: [Brendan has just proposed to her sister] Congratulations.

Brendan Block: Thanks. You know, when I was making the announcement I was looking at your mouth.

Miranda Cotton: Why?

Brendan Block: Well... it's beautiful. I was just thinking... I've come in that mouth.

Brendan Block: [having been dumped by Miranda] Miranda, I love you.

Miranda Cotton: Just go.

Brendan Block: You bitch. So you're just laying me on just like you did with your siter's boyfriend. "Michael kissed me today, Kerry's Michael. We did it in Kerry's bed..."

Miranda Cotton: JUST PISS OFF!

Brendan Block: If I go now I'll never come back.

Miranda Cotton: ...I think I'll survive.

[Brendan looks at her, dumbfounded, then storms out]

Brendan Block: [just found out that Miranda wants to break up with him] Miranda, I love you.

Miranda Cotton: Just go.

Brendan Block: You Bitch.