Danger! 50,000 Zombies! (2004)

Nick Frost: Nick Frost

Quotes 

• Nick Frost : What if a zombie comes knocking on your door threatening to eat you and your whole family? What are you gonna do? Who's gonna save you?

  Nick Frost : [picks up a feather from the grass] 

  Nick Frost : Where's the bird that this feather belongs to?

• Nick Frost : When I googled the name "zombies" onto my personal computer at home, time and time again the same name would flash up. Do you know what that name was?

  Zombie Hunter : Uhhhmm... is it that Paris Hilton...

  Nick Frost : -whistles- Uh-uh, no. The name was Doctor Russell fell.

  Zombie Hunter : Me?

• Zombie Hunter : The first zombie I ever shot was my Uncle Doug. Now, I was out...

  Nick Frost : Doug Fell?

  Zombie Hunter : Uh, no, Doug Eckheart, he was my Mum's brother.

• Zombie Hunter : Uncle doug particularly had one arm and his chin was missing, so I could tell something was wrong.

  Nick Frost : Right.

  Zombie Hunter : I wasn't sure at first. I was thinking, 'he looks different'. But then he would often, ya know - he dressed up a lot.

  Nick Frost : What up wit Unkie Doug?

  Zombie Hunter : I picked up my weapon, which was a, basically a shotgun I used for around the sheep station, I took aim, I said, 'Doug, stop, identify yourself. If you are a zombie, don't say anything, or just moan.'

  Nick Frost : Let's, walk me through. Do to me what you did to him. I'll be Doug.

  Zombie Hunter : Right. Doug, speak to me. Say something. If you don't say something, I'm gonna shoot ya. Doug, speak. Sorry. -fires his invisible gun...