Over 30 & Dirty
- Video
- 2005
- 1h 30m
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It's hackwork time
We see director "Daniel Dakota" at work in the BTS short subject on this DVD, and it's clear he doesn't have a clue about directing, other than to get his players to hump each other for the camera. And so the catchily titled "Over 30 and Dirty" is just generic MILF sex.
Casting varies the look of the individual MILFs, ranging from the floppy natural breasts of near-plumper (and delightful) Lisa Sparxx, to some very hard looking yet attractive knockers on erstwhile crew member Lexi Lamour.
Each skit ends with a groaner of a cute catch-phrase, some sounding like Dakota stole them from a nearly 100 year-old vaudeville routine. The whole thing would be insulting if it weren't merely a given that nothing matters but the sexual content.
Lamour delivers a nicely acrobatic sex scene with some of the crummiest dialog in the show (e.g., a salesman shows up at her door to be seduced and his tag line is "We specialize in keisters" - I had to look that one up to find out it's a lame play on words, keister's other archaic meaning referring to a carrying case that a traveling salesman would have).
The great Euro porn lady Mandy Bright seems to have fallen on hard times, giving a thoroughly professional if sleep walking performance as the sexy lady of the house having it off with plumber Jerry there to fix her sink, as if they had been time-warped into a random stag film.
Casting varies the look of the individual MILFs, ranging from the floppy natural breasts of near-plumper (and delightful) Lisa Sparxx, to some very hard looking yet attractive knockers on erstwhile crew member Lexi Lamour.
Each skit ends with a groaner of a cute catch-phrase, some sounding like Dakota stole them from a nearly 100 year-old vaudeville routine. The whole thing would be insulting if it weren't merely a given that nothing matters but the sexual content.
Lamour delivers a nicely acrobatic sex scene with some of the crummiest dialog in the show (e.g., a salesman shows up at her door to be seduced and his tag line is "We specialize in keisters" - I had to look that one up to find out it's a lame play on words, keister's other archaic meaning referring to a carrying case that a traveling salesman would have).
The great Euro porn lady Mandy Bright seems to have fallen on hard times, giving a thoroughly professional if sleep walking performance as the sexy lady of the house having it off with plumber Jerry there to fix her sink, as if they had been time-warped into a random stag film.
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- lor_
- Jan 10, 2017
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