I'm Reed Fish (2006)

Jay Baruchel: Reed Fish

Quotes 

• Reed Fish : And with that, my friends... have a marvelous day in the Meadows.

• Reed Fish : Oh and hey Kate, don't zorse around too much at work today.

  Kate Peterson : Um Reed, just so you know, that joke isn't funny. Don't use it on the show.

• Kate Peterson : I can't wait to try that asparagus again.

  Reed Fish : Sorry, what?

  Kate Peterson : The asparagus.

  Reed Fish : The asparagus? What are you talking about?

  Kate Peterson : Mrs. Sandstrom's asparagus.

  Reed Fish : Ah! The asparagus.

  Kate Peterson : What? You don't like it?

  Reed Fish : Uh, I don't know... it tastes asparagusy.

• Reed Fish : I'm Reed Fish bitch!