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  • Martin Tweed, played suitably by Grant, is the despicable TV host of a talent show. He treats his staff abominably and is interested only in making his show as vulgar and controversial as possible.

    Meanwhile, Quaid plays a thinly disguised parody of Bush, as the US president in the middle of a nervous breakdown. His chief of staff (an almost unrecognizable Dafoe) acts as his puppeteer.

    Add to the mix two would-be singers and competitors in the show: a female version of Tweed (Moore, as a white trash parody of Britney Spears) and a failure of Muslim terrorist, who loves American musicals.

    The result is a movie that satirizes everything: obsession with celebrities; shallowness; white trash; fanatic terrorists; stupid politicians; self-centered TV personalities; the Middle East; the West; etc...

    The low rating might indicates that the movie is uncomfortable to watch, rather than amusing - which was my case.

    Unfortunately, in the 11 years since the movie was released, the socio-political situation did not improve a bit. The current US president is a worst fool than Bush, terrorism is out of control and celebrity-obsessed youth is shallower than ever. Not much to laugh about.
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    There's so much going on in "American Dreamz" that it's no wonder it sometimes forgets to be funny. You'd lose focus, too, if you had to execute parodies of reality TV, terrorism, the Bush administration, the war in Iraq, western consumerism, and "American Idol," all in one film. Fortunately, when the movie does remember to be funny, it's very, very funny.

    Martin Tweed (Hugh Grant) is the host and sole judge on "American Dreamz," a hugely popular "Idol"-esque TV show about to begin a new season. But Tweed, bored, barbaric and British, wants to shake things up this year. He orders his staff to ensure that an Arab and a Jew are among the competitors, and when the president of the United States says he wants to appear as a guest judge for the finale, well, that should be good for a laugh, too.

    The president is Joseph Staton (Dennis Quaid), a recently re-elected Bible-thumper who does whatever his chief of staff Sutter (Willem Dafoe, in a Cheney/Rove bald cap) tells him. But Staton, experiencing something of a mid-term mid-life crisis, has actually started reading the newspapers and thinking for himself. In fact, he's so ensconced in the world of current affairs and book-learning that he hasn't appeared in public in several weeks, leading to rumors he's had a nervous breakdown, and prompting Sutter's efforts to get him on "American Dreamz." Meanwhile, the early front-runner in this year's "Dreamz" is Sally Kendoo (Mandy Moore), a perky-as-punch Ohio blonde who can turn on the charm in public as easily as she can turn on the connivery in private. In that respect, she is the soulmate of Martin Tweed, and the two find kinship in their duplicitous black-heartedness. This distresses Sally's boyfriend William (Chris Klein), a semi-wounded Army volunteer whom she's dating solely because it looks good on TV to have a boyfriend who fought in Iraq.

    But what about the Arab and Jew Martin requested? The Jew gets shortchanged (as do a lot of the film's story elements), but the Arab is front and center. He's Omer (Sam Golzari), a bumbling but sweet former terrorist-in-training who was exiled by his Iraqi handlers to live with his cousins in America. Omer was never cut out for terrorism anyway; he prefers singing and dancing. Nonetheless, when his handlers tell him to use his "Dreamz" appearance -- and the presence of the U.S. president as a guest judge -- to further the cause, he has no choice but to obey.

    Yes, writer/director Paul Weitz has his hands full here, and "American Dreamz" isn't as accomplished or smooth as his "American Pie," "About a Boy" and "In Good Company." (It's better than his Chris Rock misfire "Down to Earth," though.) While it's never boring, some scenes do feel like they ought to be funnier, or at least end more succinctly.

    It's also a shame to see so many great characters and subplots underused. Omer's Americanized Iraqi cousins, led by the great Shohreh Aghdashloo; John Cho and Judy Greer as Martin's assistants; "SNL's" Seth Meyers as Sally's snaky agent; Jennifer Coolidge as her opportunistic mother; Marcia Gay Harden as the First Lady -- any of these roles could have been enhanced. There's a line between memorable supporting characters who serve their purpose and then disappear, and great supporting characters who make us feel like their scenes were deleted. This film crosses that line.

    But it's the most outrightly satirical thing Weitz has done, and he demonstrates a real knack for it. The scenes mocking "American Idol" are hilariously accurate, from the types of contestants (the black diva, the prettified white boy, the wannabe rocker), to the drippy songs they choose, to the audience's fanatic devotion.

    Hugh Grant is never better than when he's onstage as Martin Tweed, a perfectly unctuous TV airhead. He's not as charming in the offstage scenes as we like our Hugh Grants to be, but what can you do? He's working with Mandy Moore, for crying out loud.

    Which brings me to an important point. The film is being marketed to Mandy Moore's demographic, but that audience will not enjoy it. They won't appreciate the multi-layered satire at work. The preview audience I saw it with often didn't even realize the jokes WERE jokes, let alone how funny they were. Besides, Moore's character is a scheming vixen, not the sweetheart her fans are used to.

    Curiously, the one truly sincere character in the whole thing is President Staton, played with fiendish glee by Dennis Quaid. Staton may be an uncharitable send-up of our real-life commander in chief, but at least he's honest. You see in his arc (he's the only character who has one) a hint of what has made Weitz's previous films so winning: that layer of heart underneath the comedy that drives the whole thing home.

    Grade: B- 6/10
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    "American Dreamz" seems to have all the ingredients to be a great satirical comedy but I thought that the result was less than the sum of its parts.

    There is good cast, including talented actors such as Hugh Grant, Dennis Quaid and Mandy Moore. The premise is also good – a satirical look at both TV talent shows and politics. However it just doesn't have enough laughs to deliver on its promise.

    The movie is about a show like Pop Idol or the X Factor. The shows producers and its jaded presenter, played by Grant, are desperate to keep ratings high and so handpick the contestants they want to be in the final One of these is played by Moore. She appears as an All-American girl next door but will do ANYTHING to win. By accident, Omer, an Arab staying with cousins in the US is also picked. He also happens to be a sleeper agent for an Islamic terrorist group.

    The other thread to the movie is about the US President, played by Dennis Quaid. He is depressed and refuses to go out in public but is persuaded by his Chief of Staff (Willem Dafoe) to increase his popularity by going on the shows finale as a judge.

    Perhaps it is the presence of two radically different story lines that leads to the movie struggling unsuccessfully to be funny. There are too many characters that we have to keep track of. A potentially interesting storyline about the relationship between the Grant's character and Moore's, one more self obsessed than the other, is not explored fully as the movies rushes to a chaotic and unsatisfying climax.
  • It could've been good, it could've been funny, it could've been poignant, it could've been merciless and harsh. However, American DREAMZ is nothing like it. It's a "what if" idea that seems just like an adapted treatment. I can imagine the brainstorming session: "What if we made a satire on "American Idol", or "Pop Idol"?" - "Yeah, that'd be a real blast!" - "Oh, oh, what if the candidates are a Orthodox Jew and an Arabian terrorist sleeper!" - "Great, but we need some sex appeal, how about a curvaceous white trash go-getter?" - "And for the host we have Hugh as Simon Callow, he wants to play someone nasty." "Swell!" That doesn't sound like a satire so far, just a spoof? True, but the biggie woofer idea is: "What if we make the dumb President of the United States a guest juror!" "Whoah! And he just found his conscience, and - get this - READS newspapers! And his chief of staff is worried so he tries to get the Prez back on track, where he was his puppet on a string..." American DREAMZ is mildly funny, but it ain't no WAG THE DOG, DR. STRANGELOVE, NETWORK or MASH. None of the characters gain any depth and remain farcially shallow, none of the story lines evolve, they just hit the next destined treatment milestones, whether the story lead to it or not. This film doesn't annoy you, but you sit in your seat, desperately wanting to laugh. And there is much potential for a sharp, witty comedy. But almost none of it gets fired up fully. Plainly a missed opportunity!
  • "American Dreamz" is not the funniest or cleverest film ever made, but it isn't as bad as a lot of the other reviewers are saying. To be sure, it will offend anyone who is a fan of American Idol, President Bush, or Al Qaeda.

    The jokes are cute but will not leave you rolling in the aisles. There are really good performances throughout, especially by Willem Dafoe. who I had never really seen in a comedic performance.

    This film could have been more mean spirited, but they actually went out of their way to make all the characters empathetic. My favorite part is when the terrorist are looking forward to eating grapefruit sorbet.

    It's a shame this film was not more popular in the theaters, because it has a lot going for it despite it's faults. Hopefully it will be more popular on DVD.
  • This smart satire about current issues and trends (the Iraq war, reality shows and all that jazz) is one of those sleepers that become cult movies 10 or 20 years after its original release. With an inspired cast that includes Hugh Grant as a cynical, vain TV show host (what were you expectin'?), Dennis Quaid as a dumb president who admires Carmen Electra and needs his chief of staff to think for him all the time (any similarity to real characters is no coincidence), Marcia Gay Harden as the first lady, Willem Dafoe as the chief of staff, and Mandy Moore as a talentless bitch (not even Moore could ruin it - this is, alongside another underrated satire, "Saved!", one of her least crappy performances, perhaps because she's kind of playing herself), and some very quotable lines, the movie tastes like a fast-food Monty Python - witty in spite of all the nonsense. "American Dreamz" may not have a memorable character like, say, Sacha Baron Cohen's "Borat", but it's just as corrosive. Too bad it didn't get the attention it deserved when it came out. Do yourself a favor and go rent it. 7.5/10.
  • btomur25 April 2006
    Based on the trailers, we didn't have very high expectations for this movie, but went to see it on a whim, since we enjoy American Idol. There was not much audience reaction, other than 5 or 6 slight chuckles. Overall,we found this film mildly amusing, but not very good. The humor was not very clever. It seemed thrown together with not much attention to creating a good script. American Idol is a too obvious target, and Bush/Cheney jokes are lame and tired by now. Perhaps three or four years ago the topical jokes might have seemed funnier. It will be a surprise to us if American Dreamz runs more than a couple of weeks in theaters.
  • This is a hilarious, if not perfect, satire. Mainly making fun of everything related to American pop culture, this also dedicates effort to parodying the administration of the time(and not doing anything to make it less obvious that that's what it's about)... and as something nice and different, it's about their personalities, not their politics. The humor is excellent, with a lot of dark comedy and absurdity, as well as cleverness. There is a lot of bravery in how far it goes to mock certain things, and I found the vast majority of it hysterical. With that said, some jokes and gags try too hard and fall flat. And I won't be an ass and claim that "everyone who doesn't like this doesn't get it". Weitz also directed American Pie and Down to Earth, and like in the first-mentioned, this juggles several plot-lines well. The characters are mostly credible, if not all the events are. It should perhaps be mentioned that you are, in fact, not supposed to sympathize with everyone in this, and it also is worth noting that there *are* a couple of likable ones, that you can relate to. The performances are a tad mixed, but they tend to be good. Klein is great, as is Grant. Greer isn't given enough to do, in my opinion. And yes, Moore is pretty annoying. She's not an actress, or wasn't at this point. The singing in this is enjoyable. There is occasional sexuality(and a little eye-candy, for both genders), mainly hinted at, sometimes in dialog(no details), and brief strong language in this. I recommend this to anyone that can imagine being entertained by it. 7/10
  • I have to say that upon leaving the theater, I was extremely disappointed. Actually, the disappointment probably started 15 minutes into the movie. I tried to give it a chance, but as the movie went on, I realized that it wasn't going to get any better. What promised to be a hilarious looking satire in the previews turned out to be a dumbed down movie that wasn't even "stupid funny". The most frustrating part is that the concept of the movie had the potential to be great. The basic premise was golden, but the script just did not deliver. As a result, everything else (acting, directing, etc.) suffered as well. If you want to see a smart and funny satire, go watch THANK YOU FOR SMOKING.
  • Okay, "American Dreamz" is not the best movie I've ever seen. But it did make me laugh, and it's chock full of talent.

    Plot: a young terrorist is assigned to blow himself up on the television show "American Dreamz" while President Staton is a judge for the show.

    "American Dreamz" = "American Idol." President Staton = George Bush Willem Dafoe plays a Dick Cheney like character.

    Hugh Grant plays a Simon Callow like character.

    Hugh Grant, as the calculating, sadistic, game show host, shows us his inner snake, and it's a pleasure making the snake's acquaintance. Grant is convincingly cynical, twisted, and, at a key moment, vulnerable and poignant. And always funny.

    Shoreh Aghdashloo, better known for operatic parts in serious dramas like "House of Sand and Fog," reveals a wonderful gift for comedy. I can only hope she ever gets to play comedy again.

    Newcomer Sam Golzari is a poignantly convincing "everyman" driven to terrorism over grief at the death of his mother. The scene where he dances to Bob Fosse while in a terrorist training camp is worth the price of admission.

    Another newcomer, Tony Yalda, is funny, commanding, and completely believable as a young show business wannabe. His every move is perfect, even as he watches his luckier cousin perform onstage. When he catches flaws in his own technique -- as he watches himself in his full length mirror -- his look of despair at his own failings is, there's that word again -- poignant.

    Dennis Quaid, doing a George Bush imitation, somehow manages to keep his considerable sex appeal intact. How, I don't know.

    Chris Klein, Mandy Moore, Marcia Gay Harden, Jennifer Coolidge -- these are very talented people and they are all perfect.

    What isn't so great is the direction. It lacks the timing and snap of good comedic pacing. And there is a certain amount of incoherence in the script.

    So, yeah, the movie isn't perfect, but it dares to poke fun at topics that have us all stymied, and to earn real laughs.
  • this was the worst film that i have ever seen, it was neither funny, witty, or clever. it was not a feel good film nor did it have any good music in the film. i was hoping to see a light hearted film, heavy in comedy. this film i fell failed to find its self and its genre, i was very close to walking out of the cinema (i wish i would have) the performances were lifeless there was no chemistry between any of the cast. the way that the adverts sell this movie is nothing at all like the film in any way. i feel that i have been robbed of two hours of my life. hugh grants performance felt as if it was a real effort, there was not one character that was well written or had any depth. if you are looking for a nice movie to watch and spend a couple of hours with friends/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife/on your own, don't go and watch this.
  • Perhaps this film has gotten mixed reviews because it breaks an unwritten code about how far a movie can go in satirizing America's myths. When before have we seen the President of the United States on happy pills and robotic-ally pro- gram-med by his Rovelike handlers ? Who would suggest that an Al-Quaeda training camp could be funny and that someone in it has up scale all-American relatives in Orange County, California ? Could our love affair with American Idol be an escape from the collapsing American middle class way of life ?

    This film IS often funny but it doesn't want that humor to stay in a feel good zone. It WANTS to make us uncomfortable and to face things that we don't want to look at too closely. The "sin" that this film has committed is that it wants us to grow up.
  • Imagine a terrorist getting to the final round of an American Idol-type show so that he can bump off one of the judges - the President of the United States. Paul Weitz has a great and creative imagination to think up the plot of "American Dreamz," a 2006 comedy that he wrote and directed.

    The premise is that the President of the U.S. (Dennis Quaid) is the puppet of his chief adviser (Willem Dafoe) and has to have an earpiece so he knows what to say. At the beginning of the film, he's reading newspapers and discovering that things in the world aren't quite as they've been described to him. So absorbed is he in this new knowledge, that he won't leave the residence, and rumors surface that he's had a nervous breakdown or is ill. So his Chief of Staff mounts a massive publicity campaign, and one of the things he does is arrange for the President to judge the "American Dreamz" talent contest. Hugh Grant is the Simon Cowell character who also hosts the show. He wants a Jew and an Arab to compete, plus someone really yummy (Mandy Moore).

    An idiot terrorist, Iqbal Riza (Tony Yalda) is sent to the U.S. to get him out of the way, and he lives with his cousins. His goal in life is to be on American Dreamz. However, the day the Dreamz committee arrives in response to his tape, his terrorist cousin Omer (Sam Golzali) is in his stage/basement setup doing a song from Guys and Dolls. He's scooped up for American Dreamz, which makes Iqbal a) furious and b) his choreographer. The terrorist bosses devise a bomb that Omer will retrieve in the mens room to kill himself and the President - but he has to get to the final round.

    This comedy is truly outrageous. I just wish we could have seen a few more numbers from Omer and his cousin - for me, the competition just made the movie. In my opinion also, it would have been funnier if the Mandy Moore character of Sally Kendoo had been below par - she actually was pretty good. When Omer went into "The Impossible Dream" and one of the terrorists criticizes the choice of song to his fellow cell members, it was hilarious.

    It is incredibly nervy to show terrorists assembling pieces of a bomb for Omer to put together and juxtapose it with a mindless competition - nervy because it's the old Hitchcock terror in normal places idea that is scary indeed.

    After all Omer has been told about the evils in America, it must seem like a pretty silly place to him - but tempting - and he goes after the American Dream on American Dreamz. Sally Kendoo, looking for all the world like an innocent hometown girl, is anything but, as ruthless as they come, even taking advantage of an Iraqui vet she doesn't love to pull in audience votes. Grant is appropriately sleazy as Martin Tweed, Quaid good as an out of it President just finding his own voice, and Marcia Gay Harden has a small but colorful role as the First Lady.

    Most of the characters are sketchy and not likable - except for Omer and his cousin, who are a riot. If only real young terrorists were the way these two are depicted.
  • I've seen some bad movies. I've seen some real bad movies. Going into this thing I knew I was in for one but I can honestly say this is in the top ten of my all time worst movies.

    The basic ingredients are there for a watchable movie, a fairly decent cast, a satire on TV, America and government that even the least informed will know well. Mandy Moore's ample cleavage. Then how can it be that leaving the theatre, I'm only satisfied with one of my expectations? (Thanks Mandy!) Horrible, horrible move! I'm as anti-bush as the next man, so when Hollywood can't even get that right, you know you're in trouble. The satire in this movie wasn't close enough to the real thing to be entertaining. Anyone who's watched an episode of American Idol will enjoy the real thing far move than this silly affair. Indeed, halfway through, the filmmakers seem to admit this by flashing through, from the beginning of the contest to the final in a few seconds. Evidently they were as keen to get it over as I was.

    The story never really got going and as it reaches its end I was gladder to be walking out of the theatre as I was to reach the pointless conclusion.

    Much more can be said about this pitiful movie, but so much less is deserved. So we must try to pick up the pieces and move on with our lives. At least the trailer for Superman Returns was a pleasure to see (for the twenty fifth time).
  • dmac12324 April 2006
    Some member commented that this movie was hilarious, brave, daring and insightful...are you kidding? Please don't waste your money. I wouldn't even call this a 'rental'. Quaid is terrible, Grant is terrible...everyone is terrible. So is the writing. I would honestly (honest honest) consider this to be an OK first attempt at political satire if it were done by a bunch of high school freshmen. Utterly embarrassing. To even suggest (as the other member did) that this joke of a film even comes close to offering "a very interesting take on what the problems are in modern America" is laughable. Actually it's just plain incomprehensible.
  • 28 October 2006. American Dreamz is likely to be one of the overlooked and dismissed of the most puzzling and mysterious movie productions of 2006. It is a fascinating, confusing blend of comedy, drama yet and while not always executed well, it actually evokes a bold and daring attempt at movie-making. Both the lead characters played by Hugh Grant and Mandy Moore are not our American picture perfect personalities that the audience can like. It's actually Dennis Quaid's role as President that actually forms the foundation of this movie as his character develops and grows throughout.

    Interestingly enough, this movie is a hard-hitting, serious drama of the rough and hardened role of television competition as well as the political machinations of government. This is a strange little drama wrapped up in the vestments of a supposedly a comedy that actually isn't. It's a dark comedy. The combination of comedy and drama, the director's attempt to capture the difficult subject matter in a tasteful manner that wouldn't alienate the entire audience wasn't completely successful. Yet underlying all the chaos, at its core this movie really did contain and present a rather nasty core of humanity, of acknowledgement between peers, of movement forward. In other words, this movie capture a little bit of real humanity and brought the audience a little further into the connection between human beings. Seven out of Ten Stars.
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    I sat through this. An Englishman, Hugh Grant, trying to play another Englishman, Simon Cowell,(and doing that quite well), but why waste such talents in a vacuous story that first graders would have written, if they had nothing better to do? I guess it's the same old story, someone must have thought, we can make some money by cashing in on the moment. George W and his idea of reality, these TV "talent" shows, the Iraq war, some stereotypical terrorists and weave them loosely together to make a film. So we are subjected to a hard bitten greedy bimbo, a decent, patriotic soldier boy, not very bright terrorists, a cynical showbiz agent, and an even more cynical impresario and a President who had all the grip of a wet lettuce, all mixed together in a fairly predictable storyline. With the storyline so lifeless, and the weave so loose, I have to admit, I fell asleep.

    You may enjoy it, who can tell, but for me and mine, time not well spent.
  • This was a very silly movie but I had just worked a 12 hour shift and it was about all my brain could handle. It's basically a behind the scenes of American idol with Hugh Grant as Simon Cowell, Dennis Quaid as president George Bush having a breakdown, Willem Dafoe as his bald handler Dick Cheney-ish, a singing sleeper cell terrorist who isn't quite sure how he became a terrorist and doesn't want to be one. Mandy Moore as a Britney Spears/Carrie Underwood wannabe clone. Big cast, moderately amusing, its not terrible. This heavily mocks American entertainment pop culture and politics.
  • I had the chance to see this movie at a Sneak Preview showing, and initially I was excited since I had seen plenty of commercials that made the movie look funny and enjoyable. However, within the first ten minutes of the movie, I was disappointed. It was the most unintelligent satire I've ever seen. The acting was simply pathetic, and the only character that was slightly entertaining to watch was Omer. An unbearable amount of time was spent on "setting up" the story, and when the end actually came, I was left wondering what I had spent my time watching. What could have been an extremely hysterical movie was a waste of time, and will be a waste of money for future movie-goers. They did a great job advertising this film as something that would be enjoyable, but in the end the only thing I enjoyed was the popcorn and previews.
  • This was one of those rare movies where everyone in the theater was cheering, laughing so hard, and clapping!! I loved how satirical it was and how up-to-date it was.

    All the characters were well developed and the plot flowed so well and nothing seemed too forced. It was so funny that I can't quite pin point a few things that were funny.

    Perhaps there were times when the movie over did the whole satire thing but it was honestly such a great fantastic laugh that you won't quite mind.

    I highly recommend it to everyone or rather everyone who think that they can stand how not politically correct it is.
  • You probably know whats its about so lets not waste time going over it. Suffice to say that it doesn't work. This is ludicrously simplistic stuff. Every joke could have been dreamt up by your teenage kids and if we're talking about having a dig on the War on Terror (Remember that?) then were I an Al-Queda operative watching jihad-ism lampooned with a blunt knife, the low points being camp suicide bombers watching the titular show on TIVO (We're all decadent consumers at heart you see) and other nonsense like Omar, the reluctant bomber, turned on to America by his success as karaoke singer, I'd step up my plans for attack and target these filmmaker s first. All of this could be forgiven if any of the gags were funny or if just one of the laden setups paid off but they aren't and they don't. Forget all this crap about an inappropriate subject matter or sensitive timing, the issue here is that a land plush with satirical possibilities has been cluster bombed rather than cultivated. Terrorism is ridiculous, the so-called War even more so. Bush is ten movies on his own. Great targets, lots to say (though not by me of course) but if this is the sharpest comment mainstream Hollywood can offer than perhaps they should stick to the likes of Scary Movie 5. Someone collect the prints and fly a plane into them please.
  • I just saw this movie now, in 2015. And it is really scary to know that we already knew this much about the world and that up to now the same problems are here.

    I agree that this movie in its form has flaws. It is very clear that something went missing between scenes, or the scenes were not explored deep enough, or there were too many plots, or the direction was not strong enough, or the humor was too lousy... BUT underlying it there's a real clear view of the state of our world, and that's why I am really glad to have seen this movie.

    One of the best lines of the movie is when the president finally gets rid of his earplug and speaks for himself and says : "And I just want to say, in terms of the Middle East, that it looks like the problems over there are never gonna be solved. I mean never. Never never never never never. And so I'm sorry about that."
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    I'll give it to you with a straight answer: THIS MOVIE SUCKS!!! I saw the previews for this movie about three or four months before it came out, so even the funny jokes got tiring after seeing them 100 times. If there WERE any funny parts, they were shown in the preview, just like certain other box office flops that I can't think of right now.

    Here's the basic storyline: Hugh Grant plays Martin Tweed, the popular host of "American Dreamz".(basically the same concept as American Idol and Fame) To raise ratings, he decides to put an Arab and a Jew on the show and do what he can to make the final round.

    Another contestant is Sally Kendoo (Mandy Moore), a trailer-trash bitch with a great voice. After being picked for the show, she dumps her boyfriend. Then her boyfriend joins the Army to prove a point to her (what that point is, I have no clue). He returns home wounded, she takes him back, but ONLY to win the hearts of the viewers.

    Meanwhile, Martin Tweed has fallen madly in love with Sally Kendoo as she makes the final round against the Arab.

    Here's another twist: The President of the United States (Dennis Quaid) is to be a guest host for the season finale. The Arab dude has devised a plan to blow up the President and himself after they meet.

    So, who wants to go out and see this now that you've heard some things about it? I sure don't. It's about 2 hours that I could've spent seeing "Thank You for Smoking" or "Inside Man". Instead, I had to sit through this god-awful, would-be-funny parody.

    In short, whoever wrote this movie was more stoned than the guy who wrote From Justin to Kelly.
  • Did anyone else notice that the Omer's family had an Iranian accent and had Iranian names such as "shabnam", while they were meant to be "Arab" This is something that bugs me about Hollywood movies. Many films portray Iranians as Arabs. They consider Iranian to be Arabs, when we are very different. we don't even speak the same language.

    It is like saying that Japanese and Chinese people are the same!

    Now, I am not one of those drama loving people who loves to make a fuss on forums and elsewhere. ITs just that if you are going to make a movie that is going to cost you millions of dollars, why not research the cultures you are portraying.

    Viewers lose respect for filmmakers who don't care about their audience or think that they are stupid enough not to notice little details in their movies.

    As the Iranian character in the movie "Crash" says, "We are not Arabs!"

    We have enough ignorance in the world without the mass media adding too it. Ignorance is the cause of all conflicts, misunderstanding and wars.

    peace

    Koorosh
  • marc_burrage23 April 2006
    I couldn't fully comprehend when I came out of the cinema just how bad this movie was. Now, sure, I'm British, but we have Pop Idol too. The idea of spoofing it seemed funny. But this was *anything* but funny. Hugh Grant must have been laughing all the way to the bank, but the rest of the cast didn't seem aware just what they'd got themselves into. And using terrorists? The producers weren't sure whether they were spoofing terrorists, or trying to make a point. They failed on both counts. I guess Dennis Quaid was quite good as the President, but I lost count of the numbers of times the movie tried to bash it into my skull that this was supposed to be George Bush. Enough already, I get it! Luckily I've seen Date Movie, so this wasn't quite the worst movie I've seen this year. Just very nearly.
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