Julia Jones
Grant Funkyerdoder
Andy
Frank Jones
Linda Jones
Bernie Funkyerdoder
Roz Funkyerdoder
Betty
Nicky
Anne
Hitch
Eduardo / Housekeeper
Old Cat Woman
Jell-O (as Valery Ortiz)
Justice of the Peace (as Charles Dell)
Wedding Planner / Receptionist
Frodo
Sam
Gandalf
Jewelry Store Clerk
Napoleon Dynamite / Owen Wilson - Look-Alike
Britney Spears Look-A-Like
Kevin Federline Look-A-Like
Michael Jackson - Look-Alike
Ben Stiller - Look-Alike
Slut Twin
Self
Gay Man Dancer
Milkshake Dance Double - Julia
Krumpin Dance Double - Julia
Deaf Man
Deaf Woman
TV Bachelor Host
Bachelorette
Bachelorette (as Michell Misty Lang)
Little Jack
Mom in Alley
Chef
Drunkard
Native King Kong (as Gianfranco Tordi)
Fireman (uncredited)
Bachelorette (uncredited)
Body Shop Employee (uncredited)
Milkshake Dance Double - Julia (uncredited)
Little boy (voice) (uncredited)
Sales Girl (uncredited)
Taxi Driver (uncredited)