Juno (2007)

Jennifer Garner: Vanessa Loring

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• Vanessa Loring : Your parents are probably wondering where you are.

  Juno MacGuff : Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

• Vanessa Loring : How do I look?

  Bren : Like a new mom. Scared shitless.

• Mac MacGuff : And this, of course, is Juno.

  Mark Loring : Like the city in Alaska?

  Juno MacGuff : No.

  Mark Loring : No? Hon, shall we sit down and get to know one another?

  Vanessa Loring : Oh, I thought I would get some drinks. What would anyone like? I have Pellegrino, or Vitamin Water or Orange Juice or...

  Juno MacGuff : I'll have a Maker's Mark, please. Up.

  Mac MacGuff : She's kidding. Junebug has a wonderful sense of humor. Just one of her many genetic gifts.

• Vanessa Loring : You think you're really going to do this?

  Juno MacGuff : Yea, if I could just have the thing and give it to you now, I totally would. But I'm guessing it looks probably like a sea monkey right now and we should let it get a little cuter.

  Vanessa Loring : That's great.

  Mark Loring : Keep it in the oven.

• Juno MacGuff : Oh, *wicked* pic in the PennySaver, by the way. Super classy - not like those people with the fake woods in the background. Honestly who do they think they're fooling?

  Vanessa Loring : You found us in the PennySaver?

• Vanessa Loring : What's wrong? Why are you crying?

  Juno MacGuff : I'm not crying, I'm just allergic to fine home furnishing.

• Juno MacGuff : [showing ultrasound photo]  It's a baby. It's your baby. It kinda looks like it's waving, you know, like it's saying, "Hey Vanessa, will you be my mom?"

  Vanessa Loring : Aww, it kind of does.

• Vanessa Loring : What are you saying?

  Mark Loring : That it feels a little like bad timing.

  Vanessa Loring : What would be a good time for you, Mark?

  Mark Loring : There's just some things that I still want to do.

  Vanessa Loring : Like what? Be a rock star?

  Mark Loring : Don't mock me.

  Vanessa Loring : I'm just saying that this is - this is something that's never gonna happen. You know -Your shirt is stupid. Grow up. If I have to wait for you to become Kurt Cobain, I'm never gonna be a mother.

  Mark Loring : I never said I'd be a good father.

• Mark Loring : [after Vanessa's asks him if he found an apartment]  It's not an apartment, it's a loft.

  Vanessa Loring : Well, aren't you the cool guy?

• Mac MacGuff : Whats that thing?

  Vanessa Loring : It's a Pilates machine.

  Mac MacGuff : What do you make with it?

  Vanessa Loring : Oh you don't make anything with it, its for exercise.

  Mac MacGuff : Oh. My wife ordered one of those Tony Little Gazelles off the television... I don't know about that guy. He doesn't look right.

• Mark Loring : [about painting the baby's nursery]  You could just wait a couple months. It's not like the baby's going to storm in here any second and demand dessert-colored walls.

  Vanessa Loring : What to Expect says that readying the baby's room is an important process for women. It's called "nesting."

  Mark Loring : Nesting, huh? Are you planning to build the crib out of twigs and saliva?

• Vanessa Loring : Have you ever felt like you were just born to do something?

  Mac MacGuff : Yes. Heating and air conditioning.