Tower Heist (2011)
Casey Affleck: Charlie
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Quotes
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Josh Kovacs : To get in the building, we have to avoid seven exterior cameras and six doormen who work at two entrance points in rotating shifts. Once inside, we'll be faced with four security officers who monitor a bank of twelve internal cameras, as well as two security guards who vary the patrol route each day. If we make it through all that, we still have to get through this gauntlet of employees to get to the elevators. Questions?
Slide : Yeah! Who that girl in the red dress? She got the kind of titties I like to play with.
Charlie : That's Mary-Ann from sales; she's a lesbian.
Josh Kovacs : Okay, that's irrelevant.
Mr. Fitzhugh : Mary-Ann is a lesbian? She was married when she sold me my unit.
Charlie : She makes lesbian sex with Lynn Rutherford from accounting.
Josh Kovacs : Okay.
Mr. Fitzhugh : Lynn is a lesbian?
Enrique Dev'Reaux : Wait, I'm lost. How many lesbians total do we have to avoid?
Josh Kovacs : None; we're not avoiding lesbians.
Slide : I don't avoid lesbians at all; I seek lesbians out. Lesbians got the nicest titties. Straight women, they have guys pulling and yanking on them and sweating on them. Lesbians get touch delicately by other lesbians; It's nice.
Josh Kovacs : Did anyone just take in what I just said?
Charlie : Well, it seems like there's a gauntlet of lesbians.
Josh Kovacs : No. The... Alright, I'm just gonna keep going.
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Cole Howard : [to Devro] Devro, will you please remind Mr. Shaw?
Enrique Dev'Reaux : [to Shaw] I'm very sorry, Mr. Shaw, but we don't accept tips at the tower.
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[from trailer]
Charlie : We're not criminals. We don't know how to steal...
Josh Kovacs : Don't worry. I know someone who does.
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[from trailer]
Charlie : We're gonna go to jail! We're gonna die! Probably both!
Josh Kovacs : Yes! Yes! Yes! Join me!
