- [Anthony, in a Swedish design store, has come across a container for bathroom emergencies on long car rides]
- Anthony: You know you're in Sweden when you come across something too damn practical for comment.
- Anthony: Pretty much all I know about Sweden comes from travel books and subtitled foreign films.
- [Cut to a "Swedish film"; a barren winter landscape narrated by a man and woman speaking in Swedish, with English subtitles]
- Man: When does the bus come?
- Woman: The bus never comes.
- Man: Then I want to die.
- Woman: We all want to die.
- [Beat]
- Woman: I hear ABBA is considering a reunion tour.
- [Beat]
- Man: Really?
- Anthony: [voiceover] Ahh, Sweden...