This film was undoubtedly hilarious but the acting as well as the script was just really, really out there. Okay, a guy named Soprano (played by a seemingly hop-headed Gulshan Grover) in a very Snow-White's-evil-step-mother sort of way believes that he is the worst villain of all time and he has the power mongering goons to prove it. And in case that does not convince you, then he was the Adolf Hitler, Osama Bin Laden & co. posters displayed all around his mansion to further drive home the point. Anywho, inspired by the success of Aishwarya Rai, Sushmita Sen & Priyanka Chopra's world class beauty pageant wins, he decides to begin organising the kidnap of local Indian beauties with the hopes of marketing them on the international black market (I kid you not). Both social and political unrest arises as the missing women's reports begin to mount with little or no upfront arrests or intervention from the police.
Enter Tom(Dino Morea) and Harry(Jimmy Shergill), two room mates, one deaf and the other mute, who also happen to be condom salesmen (I kid you not) with little or no success. Their landlord's wife decides to add another tenant into the room Tom and Harry share to help them come up with the rent and avoid eviction. Dipak AKA Dick(Anuj Sawhney) is this new roommate, a blind man who en route the landlord's house, gets lost, ends up at Soprano's house and accidentally walks in on Soprano's operation but due to his disability is unable to witness anything. He is then taken by one of Soprano's goons to Happy Singh's(Rakesh Bedi) house where Tom and Harry live. The three men bond in no time but a rift forms in their friendship when they all fall in love with the same beauty, a girl-next-door(or is she?) named Celina (played by Celina Jaitley). They each take turns trying to woo her but to no apparent avail. Sexy Tom (Morea) has it worst as he constantly has to fend of a fish selling beauty named Bijli (played awesomely by Kim Sharma) who is also after him. The three men assume bodyguard roles when they successfully foil two kidnap attempts on Celina, Soprano's next and main target. But the plot twist of Celina's secret identity shouldn't be a shocker to anyone as either the scriptwriter or director fails to conceal this should-be-secret properly. There is absolutely no suspense there at all.
The most notable aspect of the film is probably the eye-candy aspect of it. All three guys look so great that you even forgive them for flubbing their disabilities and not even bothering to act even. The girls looks great too, and Sharma even takes it up a notch by poking fun at her own voluptuousness. She easily outshines Jaitley who is more of a beauty queen than an actress, and is aware of this fact. The music is okay, look for two cameos by music superstar Himesh. Also, notable are the spoofs of Salman Khan, Amitabh Bachchan & Aamir Khan by Tom, Dick and Harry at a masquerade party. Sharma seemed to be spoofing Kareena Kapoor, but it wasn't a definite and who can blame her? The last thing any Bollywood actress needs is to get on Bebo's bad side, especially in a movie as Fluffy as TD&H. LOL!
After the first hour of TD&H, I realised it was not to be taken seriously. Just enjoy the far-fetched plot, sexy cast and ridiculously hilarious slapstick scenes. The chemistry shared amongst the entire cast is what makes it all work. Kim Sharma & Dino Morea certainly burn up the screen with theirs. Their pairing was amazing! Shakti Kapoor & Avtar Gill co-star.