The Losers (I) (2010)

Jason Patric: Max

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• Max : It's like giving a handgun to a six-year-old, Wade - you don't know how it's gonna end, but you're pretty sure it's gonna make the papers.

• Max : What the hell am I looking at here, Wade?

  Wade : Clay and his unit.

  Max : "Clay and his unit?" That sounds like a porno, Wade.

  Wade : You had them killed four months ago.

  Max : I've done a lot in four months, Wade. I'm a very busy man.

• Max : I'm saving the country, Wade - doing something for the benefit of the United States of America.

  Wade : I was born in Quebec.

  Max : Okay... then we're saving *North* America.

• Max : Okay, so five dead men hijacked you, Wade. Did you happen to find out who's behind them?

  Wade : Not the CIA, NSA, Special Ops...

  Max : Yeah, I'm aware it's not us.

• Vikram : Do you have the money?

  Max : Jesus! Always with the money. "Hi, how are ya? How've you been? Namaste?

  Vikram : I recently attended the funeral of my best friend, who you had thrown off a roof. How have *you* been?

  Max : I can't complain. Actually, I'm thinking about getting a satellite radio for my car.

  [looks at Vikram's fellow scientist] 

  Max : God, you ARE short. Seriously, how much do you weigh? Are you standing in a hole?

  Vikram : We have your ordinances.

  Max : All righty. Let's make a cash withdrawal, and

  [in bad Hindu accent] 

  Max : Who wants to be a billionaire?

• Max : [as Clay drives off his helicopter with a blast of machine gun fire]  That was my ride.

  Clay : Bummer.

• Max : What do you know about deep-space tachyons?

  Wade : Nothing.

  Max : Base-particle string theory?

  Wade : Nothing.

  Max : Singularity events?

  Wade : Not a ton.

  Max : I think we should move on, then.

• Max : Home again, home again... jiggedy jig.

• Max : It's a sonic dematerializer- better known as a snuke.

  Max : For the 21st century green terrorist.

  Max : Pure destruction- no pollution.