Moss: [after a musical TV ad] Well that's easy to remember! 0118 999 881 999 119 725... 3
[Trying to put out a fire and having just set fire to the extinguisher]
Moss: I'll just put it here with the rest of the fire.
Roy: I'm not turning it up to eight Moss! It'll blow my cock off !
Douglas: How the hell do you two guys work with a finger lickin' piece of chicken like that?