Langda Tyagi: What am I, holding your balls? Jump motherfucker!

Dolly Mishra: My grandmother used to say that the best way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

Indu: What? My grandmother said that the way to a person's heart is area below the stomach!

Omkara 'Omi' Shukla: You make bets on horses, idiot. Not on lions.

Langda Tyagi: I'll teach you how to fly.

Langda Tyagi: Now that you know, know only this: that there isn't any difference between my truth and my lie.

Langda Tyagi: [Opening monologue] A thin line separates a fool from a fucker. On one end of the line lies the fool and on the other, the fucker. Snap the line then who's the fool and who's the fucker that's the million dollar question, my friend. Let's just see the pretty groom. I'll be damned. You are a fool, right?

Langda Tyagi: A thin line separates a fool from a fucker. On one end of the line lies the fool and on the other, the fucker. Snap the line then who's the fool and who's the fucker that's the million dollar question, my friend. Let's just see the pretty groom. I'll be damned. You are a fool, right?

Rajoh Tiwari: [giggling] yes, brother.

Langda Tyagi: yea that's right. a man becomes a fucker when he gets married