R | | Action, Comedy
A weak con man panics when he learns he's going to prison for fraud. He hires a mysterious martial arts guru who helps transform him into a martial arts expert who can fight off inmates who want to hurt or love him.
Melanie Lynskey was originally cast as Stan's ditsy "trophy" wife Mindy, but was later replaced by Jennifer Morrison.
Oh, honey, it's ok. A lot could happen in 6 months.
Stan Minton: What's gonna happen, Wendy? Is my anus gonna grow teeth?
Stan's lawyer informs him there was a "last minute change" made by the Bureau of Prisons. The Bureau of Prisons ("BOP") governs federal prisons only, but Stan was sentenced to a state prison, which is governed by the state's agency, known only as "Department of Corrections".
After the actors' credits, the first text-only credit is a giant "Catering by Alex"
$935,946 (Russia) (15 June 2008)