Bring It on: All or Nothing (2006 Video)

Jake McDorman: Brad Warner

Quotes 

• Britney : [door bell rings]  Oh that's the pizza. Can you get that while I get the soda?

  Brad Warner : Yeah.

  [opens door] 

  Jesse : Hey, large pepperoni, pineapple?

  Brad Warner : Yeah, how much?

  Jesse : $14.65

  Brad Warner : [looks for cash in wallet]  dude, you get any action in this job?

  Jesse : What are you talking about?

  Brad Warner : You know, you ever get some ass? Like in those porn movies. Deliver a pizza to some desperate housewife. Tap that?

  Jesse : That never happens in real life.

  Brad Warner : You should try being the quarterback.

  [Britney sees Jesse at the door and falls after hesitating to go into the den] 

  Brad Warner : We get ass up the ass.

  [Awkward silence] 

  Brad Warner : I mean... well you know what I mean.

  Jesse : Yeah, I know what you mean.

  Brad Warner : All right. Here, you know what? Keep the change, dude.

  Jesse : [sarcastically]  Dude, thanks.

  Brad Warner : That's the least I can do. Your job sucks. Loser.

  [shuts the door on Jesse] 

  Jesse : Dick.

  Britney : [whispers]  Asshole.

• [Brad recognizes Jesse as the pizza boy] 

  Brad : [laughing]  Dude, you're a cheerleader, too? You're never gonna get laid!

• Britney : [to Brad]  I am a virgin.

  Brad : Shh. I'm a quarterback, babe. People expect me to score.

• Brad : What's up Amber?

  Amber : You tell me, Brad.

  Brad : [looks down]  Oh.

  [chuckles] 

• Brad : [to Britney]  I got you a present.

  Britney : [takes out a room key]  What is this?

  Brad : Well, I thought that your first time would be more romantic and special if we had it in a Marriot.