Glamour Model Detectives (2005 Video)
Jon Woods: Interviewer
Quotes
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[first lines]
Interviewee : Come in; sit down.
Interviewer : Thank you for letting me see you, Ms. Santos. I was wondering - are any of your other employees in the office right now?
Interviewee : No, no, it's just us. Why do you ask?
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Interviewer : How did you get started in this business?
Interviewee : Well, a couple of years ago, I was dating a private investigator and one night, my then boyfriend took me out to a restaurant and told me he was working on a case.
Interviewer : Really?
Interviewee : Yeah, it was nothing dangerous - it was your basic cheating-husband-meeting-girlfriend sort of thing. It-I found the whole thing really exciting and, um, and I knew right there that I wanted to be a private investigator, so I went through the training and, um, and at the time I was working as a model and, um, and I had of lot of model friends and when I told them I was starting the training, they got very interested and so I go this idea of starting an agency of private investigators where all the undercover agents were glamour models.
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Interviewer : One last question... are you familiar with the Hester case?
Interviewee : Um, that's an open investigation. How did you know about that?
Interviewer : Heh-heh. Mr. Hester hired me to take care of the case.
Interviewee : What do you mean?
Interviewer : I'm going to retrieve or destroy all your files on this case.
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Interviewee : Really, I'm sure that there's a way that this can be negotiated so that nobody gets hurt.
[interviewer stuffs a gag into Interviewee's mouth]
Interviewer : Well, no, I think this way should work pretty well.
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[last lines]
Interviewer : By the way, did you really think there was an American Detective magazine?
[laughs]
Interviewer : What kind of detective are you?