Tittybangbang (2005–2007)

Tony Way: Various Characters

Quotes 

• Lucy Montgomerry : [Her father is in hospital and wants Duck and Chips but he isn't allowed to have it]  Oh, give him his Donald.

  Di Botcher : But it could kill him!

  Lucy Montgomerry : Death by a duck, bonanza!

  Tony Way : At least i'd die happy.

  Lucy Montgomerry : You're not gonna die, you're just getting you're ass sorted!

• Dad : Fart on it!

• Gwyneth : [singing at audition]  I have a dream, a song to sing, to help me cope with anything.

  Judge : No.

  Gwyneth : WHAT DID YOU SAY?

  Judge : Er... Yes.

• Lucy Montgomerry : [at a swimming pool]  What is bombing Mr Hasselhoff?

  Tony Way : Bombing is where you jump in with your arms wrapped around your legs, arse facing the water.

  Lucy Montgomerry : Oh I would never do that Mr David, because I have recently had extensive liposuction and work done to my arse. Do you like my new arse, I think it's really sweet.

  [she turns around to reveal a very lumpy bottom]