Reno 911!: Miami (2007)

Thomas Lennon: Lieutenant Jim Dangle

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Quotes 

• Lieutenant Jim Dangle : This is the stupidest group of people I've ever worked with who are not legally retarded.

• Deputy Travis Junior : I just had the weirdest dream.

  Lieutenant Jim Dangle : You know you're driving, right?

  [hits a porto-potty] 

  Lieutenant Jim Dangle : [cheerfully]  Nobody in it!

• Deputy Clementine Johnson : Let me in, I don't have a key to this door.

  Lieutenant Jim Dangle : It's open. You ok?

  Deputy Clementine Johnson : Oh, I'm in love.

  Lieutenant Jim Dangle : Hey, you've got a bandage on your teat.

  Deputy Clementine Johnson : A love bandage.

  Lieutenant Jim Dangle : No, I mean an ace bandage.

  Deputy Clementine Johnson : Oh my God, if I've been stabbed, I'm gonna be so pissed!

• Glen the Desk Clerk : Hello, welcome to the International Inn. How many?

  Lieutenant Jim Dangle : There's 8 of us...

  Glen the Desk Clerk : 8, 8 people for a suckfest.

  Lieutenant Jim Dangle : No, no suckfest. We're here for a convention.

  Glen the Desk Clerk : I like convention too. I'm in a convention. A suckfest convention.

• Deputy Clementine Johnson : You need to go to the store and get me some cranberry juice cuz it's gonna be one of those days!

  Lieutenant Jim Dangle : Uh oh, yeast infection time!

• [repeated line] 

  Lieutenant Jim Dangle : What the fuck, man?

• Lieutenant Jim Dangle : Why was your hand on my dick?

  Deputy Trudy Wiegel : I dreamt that I was driving in the Indie500!

• Lieutenant Jim Dangle : Does anybody have any ideas?

  Deputy Trudy Wiegel : What about... a phone... you can smell through...

• Jeff Spoder : Any last words?

  Lieutenant Jim Dangle : Ummm... Uhhhh... Ummm He liked it? NO! Wait!

• Lieutenant Jim Dangle : What the fuck.