Saturday Night Live: The Best of Mike Myers (1998 Video)

Mike Myers: Self, Various

Quotes 

• Dieter : Would you like to touch my monkey?

  Guest : I would be honored to.

  Dieter : Touch him! Love him! Liebe meine abschmenkee!

  [Guest shakes hands with Dieter's pet monkey] 

  Dieter : Now I am as happy as a little girl.