TV Episode | TV-G | | Comedy
Grace Brothers staff are up in arms over a new, oddly suggestive perfume sales stand, particularly Mr. Grainger, who's lost his beloved centre display to the new perfume counter.
The first of Joanna Lumley's appearances on the show. Lumley had been married to show co-creator and writer Jeremy Lloyd.
Female voice on tape:
Don't move, you man you. Cover your body with me. You're sophisticated and dangerous. You're slightly aloof...
Mr. Lucas: Bald as a coot with only one tooth.
Male voice on tape: Stay just where you are. Don't move a muscle.
Mr. Lucas: She's wearing a tin bra and starch in her bustle.
Male voice on tape: If you ...
Mr. Lucas: ...
As Mr. Mash is getting on the elevator, he tells Captain Peacock that he's going to the 4th floor. But we just saw the indicator above the doors, and it showed that it only goes to the 2nd floor.