- Kris Munroe: [Kris, opens door with excitement on her first day] Hi! well, I'm here.
- [Kelly and Sabrina looking puzzled]
- Kris Munroe: It's me.
- Kelly Garrett: Who?
- Kris Munroe: Kris... Kris Munroe.
- Sabrina Duncan: As in, Kris Munroe, Jill Munroe's younger sister, pigtails and braces?
- Kris Munroe: [Points to Sabina, with excitement] You got it!
- Kris Munroe: Ah excuse me, isn't that dance illegal?
- Kelly Garrett: Joke all you want. The hula's really great exercise.
- Kris Munroe: Uh huh. I'm just talkin' about what else it is.
- Kris Munroe: Hey, is that it, is that the speaker that Charlie talks to you on?
- Kelly Garrett: There is no Charlie, Bos' made him up.
- Kris Munroe: I can't believe it, Charlie's been kidnapped and I haven't even seen him yet.
- Kelly Garrett: So what else is new?
- Surfer: She really got wiped out.
- Kelly Garrett: [after negotiating with Leilani Sako] She almost had us in her pocket.
- Sabrina Duncan: 'Almost' only counts in horseshoes, huh?
- Kelly Garrett: Four questions, we split. Ok, sister?
- Kona: Ok.
- Kelly Garrett: That's one. Two: have you heard from Leilani Sako?
- Kona: Yeah. That's two.
- Sammy Telford: As long as the brothers and the sisters are here risking their hides in the sun, so will I risk mine.
- Sabrina Duncan: You wouldn't happen to have any pictures of the boat, by coincidence, of course?
- George Hollis: By coincidence I happen to have a photo right here.
- [hands it over]
- Sabrina Duncan: Is that right?
- George Hollis: Of course, photos of the interior, state room and engine room, for that I'd need a day or two.
- Sabrina Duncan: Eh, six hours.
- George Hollis: That's what I said, six hours.
- Kris Munroe: Hey, you know what, we could get killed trying this.
- Sabrina Duncan: Well, if we do, I have only one wish:
- Kelly Garrett: Yeah, that before we die...
- Kris Munroe: We all get to see Charlie.
- Charlie Townsend: My last kidnapping was a lot more civilized.
- Mr. Blue: Well listen, Charlie, you can't win 'em all, you know what I'm talking about?
- Kris Munroe: [back at the office, she asks Bosley] Listen, are we ever gonna get to see Charlie?
- John Bosley: Oh, yeah, you did. He was right there at the luau. Of course, who do you think took the movies?