- James Kavanagh QC: [to his colleaguesas they view a pornographic video in his office] I can send out for popcorn if you like.
- Porn actress: [On why she switched from porn actress to pornographer] I really always wanted to direct.
- James Kavanagh QC: [to colleague] John, get me a burglary. Get me a good assault. Get me a GBH, even a murder. Get me anything criminal even if it's drunk in charge of a bicycle. But don't get me a flaming family! Alright?