Kim Possible (TV Series)

Two to Tutor (2003)

Christy Carlson Romano: Kim Possible

Quotes 

• Granny Crocket : We received this "anonymous" message this morning...

  [on the screen, the only visible in the darkness is a pair of eyes] 

  Señor Senior Sr. : This message is to warn you, that two thieves will be attempting to steal your chocolate chip recipe.

  Señor Senior Jr. : Father, what are you doing in the dark?

  [turns the lights on] 

  Señor Senior Sr. : Junior, no! The lights!

  [message cuts off] 

  Texan : [laughing]  Ah, Yankees.

  Kim Possible : Actually, they have their own European island.

  Texan : Ain't from Texas, that's all I know.

• [first lines] 

  [in a high-flying jet] 

  Kim Possible : Thanks for the ride, Colonel Dmitri. This is our stop.

  [She hits a button, and the cockpit canopy pops off] 

  Ron Stoppable : [shivering]  Uh, for once, couldn't we just, like, land, and, you know, taxi to a gate or something?

  Rufus : [shivering]  Please!

• Ron Stoppable : You know, for someone who can disarm a doomsday device, you seem to have major mixer issues.

  Kim Possible : Ron, this machine hates me!

• Kim Possible : Too bad about your restaurant.

  Ron Stoppable : Well, when the health inspector saw a live rodent, you know... serving the food, the die was cast.

  Rufus : [whimpers]  Sorry.