Charles Emerson Winchester, III has a dream in which he performs magic. In reality, David Ogden Stiers originated the role of Feldman the Magnificent, a magician, in the Broadway production of "The Magic Show."
Col. Sherman T. Potter:
Well, it's been a miserable, grueling, rotten couple of days.
Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger: A little shut-eye would go down great right about now.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce: You can say that again. Even my teeth are dozing off.
Capt. B.J. Hunnicutt: Compared to the way I feel, Rip Van Winkle was an insomniac.
Capt. Benjamin Franklin 'Hawkeye' Pierce: Well, good night, ...
Maj. Charles Winchester: ...
The person who won't send the ambulances is referred to as a "First Lieutenant" by Klinger, Potter, and the General. But when we see him, he is wearing the gold oak leaves of a Major.