The Munsters (TV Series)

Movie Star Munster (1965)

Yvonne De Carlo: Lily Munster

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Quotes 

• Lily Munster : Eddie, I am very upset with you this morning. I told to keep Spot's water dish filled out in the yard. Last night he got thirsty, he went down the street, and drained Mr. and Mrs. Haslett's pool.

  Eddie Munster : Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot.

  Lily Munster : Well Mrs. Haslett just phoned. She was very embarrassed when her husband went out for his morning dip, and dove into an empty pool.

  Marilyn Munster : What kind of a neigborhood is this, where people begrudge a poor dumb animal a drink of water?

• Lily Munster : What's new in the paper, Grandpa?

  Grandpa : Oh, nothing much. Hey, the New York Museum is sending some archeologists to Transylvania.

  Lily Munster : Hm, well I hope they don't dig up anyone we know.

• Herman Munster : They asked me down their office and I signed the contract and they start shooting me tomorrow.

  Lily Munster : Shooting you?

  Herman Munster : Lily, that's a showbusiness expression, like, eh, roll 'em, lights, action, anchors away, that kind of stuff.

• Lily Munster : Oh Herman, I just can't wait to see your face on a wide screen. Forty feet wide and twenty feet tall. The audience's eyes will just pop out!

• Lily Munster : Herman, you had us so worried, one of these days you'll put us all in an early grave.

  Grandpa : Isn't that just like Lily, always looking at the bright side of things.

• Spot : [Lets out a burst of flame] 

  Lily Munster : Don't panic Spot! Turn down your burner, give us a chance to think!