Scrubs (TV Series)

My Big Bird (2006)

John C. McGinley: Dr. Perry Cox

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• Dr. Bob Kelso : Who the hell ate my scone?

  Dr. Cox : That would be me, Bobbo, and it was delicious - my compliments to the lady.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : I made those!

  Dr. Cox : I know!

• Dr. Cox : Wait, wait, let me get on in this! Let's also have a toast to Mr Foster's widow and his fatherless kids.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Dr Cox, it wasn't our fault.

  Dr. Cox : Because you are lucky! You know as well as I do, it could have been any one of your faults. Congrats again! Have a swell party!

• Dr. Cox : And the category is... DING! "Things that have a better chance of happening than YOU winning the lottery." Tedscape, throw ten seconds on the clock, would you please? And GO! Brain transplants, Britney Spears having another hit record, the Rolling Stones going on a farewell tour and actually meaning it, me caring about just ANYTHING that happens on Wysteria Lane, Jessica Simpson winning an Oscar, Jessica Alba winning an Oscar, Jessica Simpson becoming Jessica Alba Simpson...

• Dr. Bob Kelso : I've heard enough. Let's call it and go to lunch.

  Dr. Cox : Just hold on! That is NOT the way it works, Bobbo. This is important, dammit. You sit back down and get on with it.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Perry, I'm in charge.