- George Costanza: I can't believe the Yankees really fired me.
- Jerry Seinfeld: You had a good run. Took 'em to the World Series.
- George Costanza: I gotta give the players most of the credit for that.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Don't sell yourself short. You made all those flight arrangements, hotels, buses.
- George Costanza: No, I don't know who was doing that.
- Jerry Seinfeld: So when you actually did work, what is it that you did?
- George Costanza: I tell you, they had a pastry cart you wouldn't believe.
- George Costanza: Hi, I need some party invitations.
- Clerk: Okay. Have you been in here before?
- George Costanza: About a year ago. Wedding invitations.
- Clerk: Right. How did that all work out?
- George Costanza: No complaints.