Scott Fults: Julian Matheson

Quotes 

• Randi Wallace : You know, your book changed my life. I read the first chapter and I switched majors.

  Aunt Elsa : I hope it's got a couple of juicy murders in it. A bit of steamy sex wouldn't hurt, either.

  [reading the title of Ian's manuscript] 

  Julian Matheson : Let's see. "Fright and Fraud: Ethnobiocentric Morphogenesis of the Mephisto Fallacy." I doubt it.

  [to Ian] 

  Julian Matheson : Catchy title.

• [reading the newspaper's account of a grisly murder] 

  Aunt Elsa : "The booksellers watch horrified as the man, dressed as a sea captain, impaled the publisher with a harpoon."

  Julian Matheson : "Then the drooling psychopathic lunatic jumped out the window and plunged screaming to his death below."

  Dr. Ian Matheson : Oh my God.

  Julian Matheson : Lose your appetite?

  Dr. Ian Matheson : Lost my publisher.