Kate Hodge: Randi Wallace

Quotes 

• Randi Wallace : You know, your book changed my life. I read the first chapter and I switched majors.

  Aunt Elsa : I hope it's got a couple of juicy murders in it. A bit of steamy sex wouldn't hurt, either.

  [reading the title of Ian's manuscript] 

  Julian Matheson : Let's see. "Fright and Fraud: Ethnobiocentric Morphogenesis of the Mephisto Fallacy." I doubt it.

  [to Ian] 

  Julian Matheson : Catchy title.

• [discussing Ian's new book] 

  Randi Wallace : Well, I think it sounds fascinating.

  Dr. Ian Matheson : Well, I thank you all for your interest. Randi, you can have the privilege of being the first person to read it... and probably the last.

• Miss Radisson : I know I'll be a good editor. I thrive under pressure, I'm great with people and I'm steeped in the classics. I've read every word Jackie Collins has ever written.

  Randi Wallace : Oh.

  Dr. Ian Matheson : One of the greats.

• Randi Wallace : Try and understand her.

  Dr. Ian Matheson : I understand her perfectly. She's an axe murderer.

  Randi Wallace : You're not being very constructive.

  Dr. Ian Matheson : Shall I advise her on her backhand?

• Randi Wallace : Hahaha! I told you the delivery company would believe I was his wife. I told you they'd patch me on to him.

  Dr. Ian Matheson : What if he wasn't married? What if he wasn't in the mood?

  Randi Wallace : Come on. What man would deny the urgent plea of a hot-blooded female to meet at a classy hotel and make mad, passionate love?

  [Ian stares at Randi aghast] 

  Randi Wallace : Okay, maybe one.

• Randi Wallace : You never got to know the real me. Imagine - no more secret life. I won't be a savage beast! You won't have to hide me in the cellar, put me in chains, find me in the morning hungry, sweaty, naked...